Unfortunately NBC reigns over not allowing any video clips of their stuff on youtube, so I have to refer you to their site, but it is WELL WORTH IT:

Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell – Let Us Play With Your Look

Maybe my favorite skit EVER.

Highlights include:

1) Costumes. The disgustingly fitted white suits and the grotesque hairpieces that make you somehow swoon. (See below)

2) Jimmy Fallon’s Singing. It’s incessant, it doesn’t stop, and it jumps up and up, kinda key changes, builds in intensity, and wonder. Starting at about 1:30 in (~1:26 on their countdown), it gets better and better until the shocking end. His dancing ain’t bad either.

3) Will Ferrell’s Professional Hilarity. I especially adore the face he makes around 1:37 in (~1:19 on their countdown). He’s completely straight-faced up until this point, and then he lets out this impossible-to-describe pleasant grimace of sorts. It’s like the face of knowing you’re doing a good job because of all your hard-earned work-awesomeness. It’s worth a million watches.

4) The Guest’s Attitude and Laughter. She took it wonderfully. She laughed (if nervously), smiled, and let her hair get all piled and wiled.

5) The Uncertain Ending. (the last 45 seconds) SPOILER ALERT! From Jimmy fainting, to Will Ferrell still being awesome to the last drop- carefully placing the brush, and then running away, and getting caught up in the curtain for a moment, to the guest sitting on the stage, waiting and unknowing, it’s perfect. Unlike that run-on sentence, this skit could run on and on forever and I hope that it goes down in history as something unforgettable. (Unforgettably funny, people! We have to have some things like that!!!)

Drinking Wine Adds 5 Years to Your Bla-Bla-Bla Life

Sure, we’ve all heard of the numerous health benefits associated with a modest one glass of wine per day.

But how about all the other factors they’re not taking in- Dutch people? They definitely do things that are a lot more healthy than Americans.

Whatever.

I’m mostly proud of this dog right now.

Dog Chews Off Feet, Walks Again

If the dog can do it, not only I, but a lot of other people have the capacity to do it too.

Lastly, I only had enough time to look at this to know that they’re all completely awesome except for collection number 14 (which still has its own merits): 25 strangest collections on the web

Fresh Cut Salads YES!!! Watch this video four (hundred) times!!!! It’s crazy, fun, thrilling, and a little scandalous!

Fresh Cut Salads – I Can’t Stop This Feeling

And then this humor:

cat found best of craigslist posting

is was yes!

i found this song by deichkind “bon voyage” while searching for a french song i could show in class to a student who is leaving for a bit.

i love it. especially the bumpin cars. and the sweet lady rapper. i also asked people to translate it for me, but they were all “learn german!” rightfully so, that’s valid. but someone did give me a few lines (and i had tried an online translator). my favorite one is something like this:

“My crew eats mic`s for lunch like chives. This beat beats your eardrum soft like a dipher? cause we love the isht.” (maybe i’ll learn german soon it’s such an inspirational song)

i watched a few other and i liked the sound of this one:

and this song is kind of sweet techno rap:

there are some more interesting videos and perhaps you’d like some of their songs too. who knows?! love a good new foreign music find, though. that’s what i know. wunderbar!

The wealth of information you can get for free on yahoo answers! I was recently very inspired by the answer to the question “how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?” which inspired this video “How is Babby Formed Video” I also recently answered my first question: “Does it annoy you that everybody says teachers are underpaid? they make a solid 40-50K for crying out loud, and the work is not very hard, not to mention they get some of the most generous benefits in the country. Why is this misconception about teachers being underpaid so widespread? “ Obviously many people and many teachers quickly responded that duh, teaching is not a walk in a park, and if you are at all any good, you have to put in more than “time after time” and you also have to be a babysitter and magician and more. Most teachers also do not get that pay.

I am going to start finding random answers I really like. I have to be careful, as there could be hundreds of exceptional answers demonstrating humankind nowadays. Even the questions themselves can be pretty good!

Q: “Can you take a dog a shower with regular human shampoo?”
my favorite A: “you can use ivory dish soap or dawn dish soap for white dogs,the dawn rewhitens dogs unless they have tear or drool stains.” that, or rubbing dryer sheets on them to make them smell better!

humor is awesome. the best. whenever i get upset about how corrupt the u$a is, or how bad the economy is, someone writes or says or does something incredibly funny and i get happy and hope-y.

humor refills my hope supply.

i’m a big sucker for random things online, such as:

also, many a best of craigslist’s. whether or not it’s true, the majority of them make me laugh. a lot. and i get excited about humans. (though i know there are other stupid, evil, just plain horrible, and bereft-of-humor peepz (and lots of ‘em)) but there are more awesome people! i have faith!!

i don’t know why, i just liked this one a lot:

You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. – m4w
Date: 2008-08-14, 8:58AM CDT

I shouted “f#$% the police”…you made the black panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Let’s chat after you make bail.

* Location: Dallas

That’s awesome. Quality people. Sometimes I don’t know what to do or think, so I just laugh. My students do make me laugh (whether or not I admit it by laughing aloud), and I love that. High-school students can be awesome.

p.s. if you’re looking for a halloween costume? check out this duck mask craigslist posting for an idea!

to start with you must watch this video:

and then watch this video:

i bet the majority of you are laughing and not feeling at all bad about it. but mostly because- karma- she was asking for it!

i would laugh at myself a lot if that happened to me. i love people’s youtube comments on this for the most part. wow.

“mo money does not actually equal mo problems”

“a blog a day you know what they say”

okay i lose. here comes the good stuff….

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Overheard in New York is hilarious. Maybe I should or should not move there. A bunch o’ good ol’ quotes straight from anywhere in NYC right into your laughing gut. Here are a selection of my favorites:

Crusty old man: You aren’t wearing makeup, but you don’t need it. I know, I’m a photographer.
Young woman holding flowers: Thanks.
Crusty old man: I take a long walk once a week to stay in shape. What are the flowers for?
Young woman: My roommate’s birthday.
Crusty old man: My brother’s a pediatrician. His birthday is July fourteenth.

Guy #1: I haven’t seen you in a while. What have you been up to?
Guy #2: Well, I’m in the process of switching web hosts, and it’s going to be saving me a few bucks a month. I just need to decide what Linux distribution to use. What about you?
Guy #1: I got married and we had a baby.
Guy #2: That’s cool.

Columbia girl: I f*&king hate people who go to NYU.
Columbia guy: Me, too. They’re so, ‘Oh, look at me! I’m so artsy and don’t shower.’
Columbia girl: Yeah, and they smoke weed and do acid! Coke is so much classier.

Young father to twin toddler sons: That pigeon might be a pedophile.
–Outside Museum of Natural History

Conductor: Attention! You’ve boarded the ghetto express. Next stop, Deep Ghetto. If you’re trying to go to any of the Ghetto Light areas, please transfer at this stop for the Ghetto Local. Thank you!
–5 train, Brooklyn

Conductor: Okay everyone, we’re going to evacuate the train now. Just stay calm. This isn’t the Titanic. I repeat, this is not the Titanic.

Sad girl to friend: I’d feel better if I just had lemurs to talk to.
–Washington Square Park

Crazy guy to squirrel: Hey, Lamar! Get back here! You can’t stay out here, you gonna get hurt!

Art student: I could never date someone who doesn’t understand expressionism. I would rather die.

Teen girl to young boy: You can’t sell Fruit Roll-Ups and wear a Raiders hat at the same time.

Preteen #1: Oh my god, I’m wearing pink underwear today.
Preteen #2: Really? Remember that time I wore that pink dress?
Preteen #1: Yeah, but I mean, like, Victoria’s Secret-pink.
Preteen #2: Oh, right, I love those.
Preteen #1, after a beat: Hey, do you like eggs?
Preteen #2: Um, of course I do. Who doesn’t like eggs?
Preteen #1: My friend hates eggs.
Preteen #2: Oh my god, no way.
Preteen #1: Yeah, but she likes cheese. It’s okay.
Preteen #2: Oh, okay. That’s good.
Preteen #1: Yeah. She likes both kinds of cheese.
Preteen #2: Ew, I only like that one kind.
–Fitting room, Macy’s

MTA conductor: Hey, get off the train or we’re not moving. You can’t play here.
Panhandler playing the violin: You’re just jealous that I make more than you.

Dude: So, did you go out with that guy last night?
Chick: Yeah, he was nice. I mean, he had scabies, but he was really nice.

Round ghetto girl: Skateboardin’: not cool.
Skater: Childhood obesity: not cool.

Drunk girl: Kool-Aid is my most favorite drink in the whole world. When she moved in, it was like great, because it was like, “You love Kool-Aid, too? Awesome, we’re going to get along great.” But then it ended up, she tried to kill me with a steak knife.

The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.

Yuppie: I don’t think he’s working now. All he ever talks about is monkeys and robots.
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There you go, peepz. Just a few bunch of my favorites. Check out more classic quotes or popular quotes now!

i’ll apologize for it right now, the lack of connectivity between my blog titles and their content. but having to think of a witty and matching title for posts brings up those dreaded essays in school and how important the title was. it also brings up the painful realization that 94% of the time my title was nowhere near as catchy or awesome as i would have liked. some of the the assignments weren’t so hot either.

“Tippy Canoe: he’s a poo!”

do people realize how important hydration is? even i feel like i don’t get enough to drink, but most days i get much more than my 64 oz. in. some days definitely not enough, but a lot of days i’ll chug a few 20 oz cups of water in an hour or two and continue with other things. also, it’s important to get water in you. soda and coffee do not truly count (count them as half their ounce count, i still try to trick myself into thinking it’s an okay hydration source, and it’s not) let water be the choice for the lubricating and cushioning of your organs. aight? 70% of your body (if not 80% or 175%)

if you stumbled across my blog i would wonder if you knew what type of humor i am? yes and no. writing is not the same as saying and living, plus i always free consciousness type write these blogs as opposed to putting more time and thought into them (not always true) but i do hope it’s entertaining for some people who have some random free time for random reading.

i started reading a book in French last night “La Mélancolie des Innocents” (here is a review of some french books and it, but i will tell you what i think after i read it (which could take a while!!!) i need to brush up on my french for the Praxis II (aka formality stealing waste of money tests)

i better go try to rehydrate my skin (with more aqua and more lotion), take care of business, and maybe work on some musicking?!?!?! i must! to meet madlib later i must!!!

anyone who has not seen this must die: