Arrested Development Quotes
- Arrested Development Quotes by Episode
Soon i will be adding lots more of my favorite part/quotes from Arrested Development in here. It is one of the best shows in the world, ever. (see further down on this page- i started from the very first episode and will get this done before 2011 i think)
FIRST SEASON
Season 1, Episode 1 “PILOT”
[Michael to GM about getting to take over the company]
Michael: “He’s been calling me pah-dnuh”
Geoge-Michael: “Yeah that’s like partner”
Michael: “Course he has been on that cowboy kick”
[After Gob asks for $20 from GM at the Banana Stand and GM calls him on it…]
Gob: “What you need to know is that it’s magic”
George-Michael: “Wow. So much like stealing”
[Classic Gob…]
Random Man: “How are you?”
Gob: “Incredible. I’m having an incredible year. Up top!” (He high-fives the now-frightened man)
[At the Hunger Fundraiser put on by Lindsay]
Lindsay: “I don’t remember their names, but they’re hungry…And some of them are thirsty”
[During an intense family chat Buster(out of view)’s drumming gets louder and louder]
Micheal: “…as Buster! You can’t do that on the balcony?!”
Buster: “Mom says it’s too windy.”
[Buster freaking out while map-reading when they’re on the boat trying to make a getaway]
Buster: “Okay, okay, obviously the blue part here is the land” and then starts passing out.
[Lindsay and Tobias argue]
Lindsay: “You’re gay”
Tobias: “No, no. I’m not gay. Lindsay, how many times must we have this con…”
[While Michael visits his father George Sr. in prison]
George Sr.: “You cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime”
Michael: “I don’t think that that’s true dad”
George Sr.: “I’ve got the worst [bleep]in attorneys!”
Lindsay: “I’ve got the J.D.L. up my ass”
Michael: “J.D.L?”
Lindsay: “Jewish Defense League”
Michael: “Uh! The circumcision thing?! Why don’t you mind your own business!”
[Tobias, giving GM a high-five while playing Monopoly-]
“How are you?!”
Season 1, Episode 2 “Top Banana”
[Michael visiting George Sr. in prison who is snacking on a frozen banana]
George Sr.: “Come on, come on! Take a bite!” (holding out banana to Michael)
Guard: “No touching!” (he wasn’t touching Michael)
[Lucille on the phone with Gob]
“Then why don’t you marry an ice cream sandwich!”
“Maeby: You get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that’s when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with a ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?”
“Michael: She’s always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.
Buster: (Chuckles.) Yeah. Mom’s awesome.”
etcetera…i must, i must, i must increase your trust! (in me as a good blogger)