Category — Horsebird and other mystical creatures

who said you couldn’t?! would you not want to?

actually that has nothing to do with this post:

i am here to announce:

1) I will soon be adding an actually interesting page where I write about and add information on whatever interests you or me (suggestions will be taken) and I will find accumulate and simplify these…

2) I will regularly add some stories and personal updates which i hope mean univpersonal discussion

3) and I will regularly attempt to better myself and thereby those about me and this may or may not reflect the information found here, but it will (i hope) certainly encourage you to have real-life horsebird

hunts with me and fellow colleagues!

Horsebird is a crazy crazy animal that lives. It lives. And it shops at Whole Foods with its little hoovies pushing the cart along its merrily way. It makes a shrill whining noise that gets louder as it preys on your unsuspecting psyche in the night. I could go on and on but you really kind of have to hear horsebird to understand. Marky Mark made a crazy shake with aloe vera and I’m scared of it still even after drinking it. I have been going to work half asleep and even the coffee doesn’t wake me up anymore. That’s okay because we’re going to the Roots Friday…oh yeah and row 5 seats oh yeah…walk time now hoping to meet our beloved horsebird.

This is a picture of horsebird’s first born