Amandoo’s Handle of Realitumtum

All I can say is, yes, oh yes, I love a good treadmill cat workout:

Best video of my life right now!

In case you haven’t already figured it out by now, I’m pretty cool. Like similar to a gangster-type cool, but I’ve got that whole “white-lady-gettin-in-the-schools-to-teach-the-urban-children-how-to-freestyle-rap
-while-learning-French-and- such” (so now I’ve blown the cover about being cool.). Anyway…..uh……

I wanted a Pimp the System t-shirt. I like the idea, like the sound. Not to mention, Erykah Badu had one and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I tried to find one on the internet tubes. Alas.

How can you pimp the system when you’re wearing a Hanes Spandex-trimmed at the cuffs and waistband “Pimp the System” sweatshirt? How could I even call myself a decent person?!

Eww uhhh eeeee!

Also. Being a white person, I’ve found this blog very helpful, particularly I’ve realized How Can I Go On Like This Not Knowing Whether Or Not To Let My Children Drink Wine At Home?!?!? Yeah. It’s tough to make the call. But I think I will let them dine on wine with mine eyes rise.

Losing motivation. Motivation to grade things. Don’t…..do…….it…………don’t get rick-rolled!

New Amerykah…coming out February 26th, on her birthday.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

- “the healer” - MADLIB PRODUCED BEAT!!!

- “honey”- sweet single

- talkin about the healer

- challenges in making album

Can’t even handle it. MADLIB!!! and MY FAVORITE BEST FRIEND!

Beware you vegetarians and animal lovers- animals were harmed in the making of this video!

Pacman Frog Bites Mouse on Head

They ended up taking the mouse out and letting it live a few more days (all wounded?!) because it was so brave and strong.

You can do it, little mouse! Live a little longer. It was probably in so much pain and so traumatized that it hated life anyway.

Well. You can look at it from either angle.

And in any case, the mouse did get eaten. I have another longer video to put up of the frog eating a whole mouse. Should I put it up? Or will my animaltarian friends cry?!?!

I will put it up. It’s only a matter of time.

basically to sum up what i did the first few days of my trip to california, besides the wine-tasting tour, the gambling and steakhousing at a fine casino, and the other wild adventures…i have been swimming a lot, by myself, in the ocean.

but it’s fun. and i love it. that is why i might move to sunny southern California and take up surfing and underground hip-hopping.

a 17 year old just died of a staph infection recently and now it’s getting more press.

i know a person who had it.

staph: killing more people than aids?

i’m scared. this article says some scary things, not just about the infection itself, but more importantly what causes it:

“Researchers found that only about one-quarter involved hospitalized patients. However, more than half were in the health care system — people who had recently had surgery or were on kidney dialysis, for example. Open wounds and exposure to medical equipment are major ways the bug spreads.”

that sucks! gross! stay away from those dirty hospitals!!!

“The results underscore the need for better prevention measures. That includes curbing the overuse of antibiotics and improving hand-washing and other hygiene procedures among hospital workers“

what the dirty gross. i just don’t know what to say other than i’m freaked out by the lack of quality healthcare system in the US. that said, it was a vague statement….

Drink More Water!!!

i love water, and health.

one day i woke up soo early, and i could not go back to sleep (i was hungry too), even though it was 6 am on the weekend and i didn’t have to be up until at least 12/1pm…so i went for a walk. a quite good one at that!

i found lots of stuff:

more stuff:

if you don’t believe me, here’s more proof:

the balloon on the stop sign that matched my red walk sweatshirt told me it was time to stop walking.

all i’m saying is you can have a nice time on a walk, no matter what time of day! and with or without a friend or animal companion!!

what i like most about livin the dream, is this!

i love the world, full of its life and its stories, its pictures, images and people, all only available on the web.

grood night.

We found the cutest kitten, oh the cutest kitten ever:

He was outside by my apartment meowing louder than anything- we thought it was an adult cat stuck under some boards or a bucket. Nope! Just a poor, scrawny, mewey, dehydrated and starving tiny kitten.

Of course Bella loved it right away! She loves all little things (and wants to knock them over and eat them) I’ll put up some videos right away. (videos coming soon(ish))

So we went to the 24hr evil unmentionable store and got kitten milk. It bit the nipple of the bottle off it was so hungry. Now it’s looking more vivacious, but still mewing quite a bit! I love you little cat!!!

Would you like it for your home?!?!

Watch this if you have not heard of madness:

Missouri Cop Gone Ballistic Shows Everyone Clearly Where the World, Society, and Cops Have Gone Oh SO WRONG.

Favorite quotes: (the quotes are all too good, I couldn’t put them all for time/length reasons)(keep in mind the arrested says very little to cop and cop keeps picking at him. well. until the tables turn and he realizes he’s on tape)

“I’m gonna ruin your f#$%in night…Do you want to try me tonight young boy? Do you want to go to jail for some f#$%in reason….my experience compared to your young a*s?”

“I show you what a cop does. You understand me?” (the guy is saying nothing to insight him, and even says “no i don’t want [to ‘try you’]”

“Give me some more lip.” And after the guy pulled over says nothing. “Come on boy!” (police officer is purposefully instigating this poor guy- the guy even politely says “I don’t want any problems officer”)

“You want me to lock you up and show you that I’m right and you’re wrong? You want me to show you the f$%^ing law?”

“we have people trying to commit ’suicide’ here” (you mean accidental police brutality deaths?)

“I guarantee you I could come up with nine things [implying: to megalomaniacally make up as reasons for your arrest]”

HE ALSO NOTICES THE GUY HAS A CAMERA, DOES A COMPLETE 180 (realizing, or (shudder) not realizing his irate and inhumane as#iness(more like becomes worried of getting in trouble)) BUT STILL KEEPS BARKING IRRATIONALLY AWFUL PHRASES.

“you failed to comply with my orders…my lawful orders”

“i don’t know what you were doing, but i got it on tape” (oh the retrospective irony pangs Officer Meany will feel!)

“i think i’m just gonna take you to jail”

“you gonna give me an attitude, i’m gonna give you an attitude- a lot harder, okay?”

Cop: “You ever been in trouble before?”
Assault victim: “Yep”
Cop: “Okay. Tell me(muffled?).”
Assault victim: “I was assaulted by a police officer and a Grand Jury dismissed all the charges. And the city of St. Louis paid me not to sue.”
Cop: …”Okay……you have a problem, then. Was it your attitude that night? Probably?”
Assault victim: “No.” (goes on to describe situation sounding similar to the same one occuring, just before getting beat by a police officer)

Least favorite:

poor kid that got pulled over - (in his text description): “I truly thought if I didn’t suck up, I would be beaten and maybe killed.” (people get beaten, on video, all the time, and rarely do the cops get in trouble for their irate cruelty).

I am literally physically ill from the massive volume of videos, personal stories, and reports of RAMPANT CORRUPTION in law enforcement, and the govvuhhhhh mentos.

too many stories. and from people I KNOW. messed up!

hard not to be negative, but the only thing you can do is share knowledge, empowerment through peaceful assertion of personal rights and liberties, and join Downsize D.C..

i know this may seem harsh or not upbeat, but i think people need to know more about this kind of sick thing, and to know their rights, and to talk about it all so we can change it. i get so upset that it’s counterproductive (dwelling and brooding inactively instead of upward and onward)

Keep aware of violations of rights and ‘power’, and spread more knowledge and personal self-empowerment.