It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia- Season 3- Quotes & More!

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Season 3

“The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby” (3.1)

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On a note left at Paddy’s: “Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.”

“The Gang Gets Invincible” (3.2)

“Dennis and Dee’s Mom Is Dead” (3.3)

“The Gang Gets Held Hostage” (3.4)

“The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo” (3.5)

Charlie, explaining his plan to use fashion to get women: “All right, look, I’m just going to walk you through it, so pay attention. Okay, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual, and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know? And then we chit-chat at her place, it’s no big deal, but eventually she says, ‘Do you want to make love, Charlie?’”

“The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation” (3.6)

“The Gang Sells Out” (3.7)

Charlie: Panicking about what he’d do if the bar were sold: “Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!”

“Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire” (3.8)

“Sweet Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person” (3.9)

“Mac Is a Serial Killer” (3.10)

“Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender” (3.11)

“The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1” (3.12)

“The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2” (3.13)

“Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City” (3.14)

“The Gang Dances Their Asses Off” (3.15)
Charlie: Talking smack to his rivals in a dance competition: “Let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. The cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white, hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.”

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