It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia- Season 2- Quotes & More!

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Season 2

“ Charlie Gets Crippled” (2.1)

“The Gang Goes Jihad” (2.2)

“ Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare” (2.3)

Dennis walks Dee up to a worker at the Welfare office and says: “Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.”

“Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom” (2.4)

Charlie: Giving Dennis advice on how to deal with Mac having slept with Dennis’ mom: “What are you gonna do, hit him? No, that’s a terrible idea, I’ll tell you why: It doesn’t unbang your mom.”

“Hundred Dollar Baby” (2.5)

[Dee took steroids and wants to fight]
Dee: “I will eat your babies, bitch!”
Frank: “Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.”
Dee: “Come on, let me eat her babies.”

“The Gang Gives Back” (2.6)

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“The Gang Exploits a Miracle” (2.7)
Charlie: Preaching to his makeshift congregation: “Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man … a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”

Charlie [to Mac]: “You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it out.”

“The Gang Runs for Office” (2.8)

“Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass” (2.9)
Charlie, improvising a patriotic song: “I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna to kick a little ass, I’m gonna to kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, I’m gonna kick some ass, I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG and EAGLE!!”

Frank: “Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.”
Dee: “You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!”
Frank: “…and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!”

“Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad” (2.10)

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