It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia- Season 1- Quotes & More!

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Season 1

“The Gang Gets Racist” (1.1)

Dennis: “I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”

“Charlie Wants an Abortion” (1.2)

Dee: “Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?”
Dennis: “I don’t really have any convictions.”

“Underage Drinking: A National Concern” (1.3)

“Charlie Has Cancer” (1.4)

Charlie, on how to meet women: “Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, okay? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you’re gonna tell her, she’s going to feel sorry for me, we’re going to start dating, and that’s the way the lie works!”

“Gun Fever” (1.5)

“The Gang Finds a Dead Guy” (1.6)

“Charlie Got Molested” (1.7)

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