why are you sat?

you’ve seen this, right?! i love when the green thing asks the carrots and green beans “why are you sad?” but it sounds like “sat”…it’s so gross and pleasant.

if you are sat, you should figure out if you’re just sad, or if you’re depressed. read this to help you decide.

i’m a little sat. i’m too scared to tell you why. ask me in person.