Craigslist Never Fails to Humor Me (Instead of Employ me)

I’m looking for jobs, and you can always find some good ones on Craigslist (and by good I mean rich in humor, not pay). I found one that was a stocking position, looked like it had potential- but it was at a transgender supply place. I’d also like to say that I will not even look at the job description if the posting is spelled incorrectly (which SO many of them are). I realize it’s not ideal if you’re looking for any sort of real career, but it could happen.

In the meanwhile, at least I get entertained by a lot of it.

Check out this posting for a nanny job. Since it won’t be up there forever, I’ll mention my favorite part of the hard-to-understand, non-descript (doesn’t say who you’d be nannying) posting:

“Am looking for a nanny that will take care of her in good manners,you must be God fearing,nice,caring,loving and honest.You will work for me from 8am to 2pm.”

I just put the whole thing up (and bolded what I really liked) because it’s a great complete package.

I think I fear this person more than I fear God.