Uh…didn’t you mean…??? (craigslist job posting)

Yeah, so, are you really looking for a:

“Dymanic Personal Trainer Wanted (Wynnewood, Pa)”

…or…yeah. nevermind. i bet this dymanic person will really be good at whipping clients up into shape with their advanced knowledge of the ins and outs, and ups and downs, of life. their persuasive positive demeanor can hype up any possible clientele with a case of the lack-of-work-out-rut-blues. and conversely, sometimes the client can feel better comparing themselves to that pathetic, hopeless sad-sack trainer of theirs!