No Matter What I Do I Could Never Do This

I know I’ve been writing blogs about saving money, and I am depressed and bewildered by how much my student loan payment has increased, but not matter what I do, I could never bring myself to do this:

Don’t know if these awesome recycling ideas are a joke or not. It is a German site, and some ideas are awesome, but this one just makes me gag so bad. I hate the smell of dish gloves, and don’t even want to imagine the lingering taste inside, that would taint your salad ever-so-slightly.

I’d rather just make it in a bowl and pour it myself. Maybe it’s a portion control thing, but I’d rather be fat than eat dressing from a rubber glove tip pourer.