Archive for July, 2008

how to win friends with your krunk-top blog, part 3

Well all my loyal reader friends, it’s time for the only annual tradition I have, which is writing a blog about the subject of winning friends with your krunktip-toppity blog. Check that link out for the first episode, and here I give even more ways to win friends with krunktop deux blog. Well here I am reporting on the end-all, be-all of ways to pathetically attempt to get friends with your pathetically feeble blog.

What did I just say?! Did you hear me right!? Yes. My blog is weak. No. I do not make sense a lot. But here is the flat out truth. This blog is awesome, and I am both an amazingly talented, interesting, and entertaining human, with a great life and a wealth of sources for info on how to get your krunktop blog rolling. But. BUT! I was so busy this year. Excuse. Weak excuse, I know.

But I finished my Masters! I got a real job! And I got an awesome new apartment!

And believe it or not, I made a bunch of friends this year, by just living. I didn’t get any friends from this blog. Maybe just a few secret admirers from afar. But in living and befriending people, I obtain a great wealth of potential for sharing humors that readers will enjoy and be able to relate to.

I like to make people laugh. I like to find unique things. And share. And I got a dog car harness for my dog as part of a freecycling program. (one of the many things i have yet to blog about)

Karma- give- and give back- and get back- and get- and so on and so forth. I am sick of looking at facebook photos and comparing myself to peoples’ lives, adventures, and photography skills.

I could go on and on with this random bewhonky, but I will not. I will tell you the few words of advice I think you need this year:

Either 1) Live a real life, full of optimistic, realistic adventure and courage, and charge forth on the path of meeting and making friends and upkeeping real live contact. OR. 2) Get ready to devote oodles of time to your blog and trying to make it look cool and be cool. And pray and hope that it might get you famous or make you money, but it’d be better if you were rich and just blogged for fun. But guess what. Right now I think that rich people don’t like to do things, other than steal poor people’s money.

And always remember, sarcasm and bad jokes can both get you far, and get you no where.

Good night my friends. My cyberspace friends.

Whomever you are. Comment from afar. For I’ve almost lost hope that you’re thar.

Dear Landlady, could I please get that security deposit back?

I am still fuming, after getting all upset, then calming down, then getting angry, then deciding to take positive action. I’m still so upset…with the landlady. Honestly, like I value honesty honestly.

We moved from a downstairs to upstairs apartment and she said our security deposit would transfer. Then she only drops off half of it (we’re moving out) and I call her about it, and she tells me she took $200 out for cleaning our old apartment.

1) We left it nicer than we found it
2) It was smoky and had many of these “scuff marks” which she complained about before we moved in, and we had to air it out for WEEKS
3) We even rented a carpet cleaner and cleaned it. She said “you didn’t clean the carpets”

Hello! It’s part of renting that you do a little sprucin’ up the place after peeps leave. But we honestly left it nicer than when we moved in.

And she did not tell us, nor did it appear that she was going to mention any of it. And she is holding out some money for this place.

Fortunately, I took pictures of the place when we moved in, and it was not that well cleaned.

She’s really not holding up her part of the good memory bargain. And I don’t like it one bit. So ungrateful (we seriously made the last place worth more in value)!

Here is a picture of the dirty oven from our current place the 1st time I went to use it:

dirty oven from dirty landlady

Filth!

And who’s not giving us WHAT security deposit!?!?!

Neice Charlotte Singing Fergalicious - Hilarious

Way back in January I reviewed Fergie’s Fergalicious during my short stint of song reviews in 100 words or less. And I admitted it was catchy. I like it.

Well now I have even more reason to love it. My niece, singing Fergalicious.

If I lived out where she lived, as a team, we could get her to be better than an internet sensation. I haven’t thought out all of the details, but I at least want her to make lots more of her awesome self-directed videos for me to enjoy more thoroughly than you could imagine.

:) Smiley Warm Heart Feelings :)

oh the irony in the world

A county is going to spend $250,000 in advertising to advertise its “lack of funds” and to me, this is just one of the less ironic monetary issues in the world of greed, politics, the top-down-ladder, and other fun issues in the society where we live.

There’s always my favorite site that makes me want to cry, and cry again when I think about the joke of a political race that’s going on right now, and how deluded so many people are. I’ve seen more and more signs pop up for McLame recently. Boo.

john who? oh yeah mclame

Working out never looked so good!

Check it out- how does this bike even work?!

Definitely looks like a lot of fun to me, and I bet I could get tons of fun workout partners (like the guy on the left) to join me on an adventure on this.

What what!

Ryan Rhythm DJ Entertainment Never Paid Me for DJing, and I was an honest, POOR STUDENT TEACHER

So a few months back I responded to a several DJing ads on craigslist, all hopeful about the potential to start my kickin DJ career. And a company with really cool, laid-back sounding people Ryan Rhythm got back to me and set up a meeting.

After the meeting it seemed like I’d be a great fit, and I was so pumped. I started training right away. This was right when I also started student teaching. So I told them I wouldn’t be able to do much on the weeknights because I had school way early.

I had some great gigs training on the weekend at a few bars like Fado’s Irish pub in Philadelphia, and they even told me they thought I’d started making a great part of the team.

I spent my precious weekend nights (the only free time I had during busy student teaching) driving down to the city for a few hours to train, thinking I would be getting paid for training.

Everything was going well, I communicated my availability with them, and let them know that once Summer arrived I’d be able to work wherever, whenever, and with excitement.

And they stopped contacting me, without any warning. No explanations. I got ahold of them and they gave me some runaround excuses. Kept saying they would pay me, and then a few weeks would go by, and nothing…

Here is some email example:

i will speak with the person who handles my payroll
and ask her to re-issue your check for training if you
have not received it, as i believe it was sent a while
back. please email your up-to date mailing info to
****@ryanrhythm.net cause obviously the info we
have for you must not be correct. hope all is well,
***

I diplomatically handled the situation, and asked for at least the payment for training- since they were not going to keep me on as a DJ (again- this was with no warning or communication about it), and expected them to at least have the decency to pay me for all those nights I went down to help them out, when I could have been working another job to make badly needed money as an unpaid student teacher.

They said they would send the check. Fast forward a few weeks. It never came. I contacted them AGAIN, because it started to become more of an ethical issue to me than a monetary one- their website says: “What makes our company unique is that we LISTEN to everything our customers say. In doing so we are able to recognize their needs and furthermore, develop a personal relationship with each and every customer we serve, thus ensuring their needs and desires will ALWAYS be exceeded!” Oh yeah? Well what about your employees! (Being an employee for them, not getting paid for work completed, and then getting the runaround about them sending a check doesn’t fit that in my opinion!)

I contacted them by email, and by phone- several times, as I was not going to let them disregard my work and let it go unpaid.

Every time they said they would send a payment, or something like “Send your mailing info to my account manager” (which I had previously sent- the correct address). And nothing came.

So now I figure I’d share the story. Put it out onto the web. Ryan Rhythm Entertainment Firm has still not paid this hard-working teacher. I’m still waiting for a check. It’s not much money, but it’s the principle of saying you will pay someone for work and then giving them excuses and saying you will send payment and then not (along with more excuses).

I even called the owner, who was cordial and apologetic on the phone. He said they’d send payment if I re-sent my info to his assistant, whom he says was in charge of payment (though previously they had not been mentioned). And she has not responded to any of my 4 or 5 emails. (And did not respond after I talked with him AGAIN).

I’ll follow up after posting this blog post, and let you know if they have anything to say. Until then, keep that in mind if you’re in the Philadelphia area, and you’re considering finding a potential DJ entertainment company.

*****************************
UPDATE: I sent an email to the owner sharing this blog post and reminding him that I still haven’t been paid for the training I did with them, and he sent this email back:

Hey,
I’d suggest you google this name: bochetto and lentz
You’ll be hearing from them if that false and
completly inaccurate account of a story isn’t removed.
You were not truthful with your availability with
*** or myself further more *** did tell you he didn’t
feel it would work out. You were not just released
with no reason.
Anyways I’m going to wait a week and if I google
the company name & what’s up there now remains you’ll
be getting sued for slander and defamation. I have
already fowarded the results of the search to my
attorney David Hiem and instructed him if it’s not
down within the week to begin filing against you in
the district court of Philadelhia.
You can take it down of your own free will or you
will loose a great deal in having to defend yourself
in court between lawyers fees, etc. When you do google
them you’ll see they are virtually impossible to go
against in court cause theyre the best at what they
do.
Your choice, I’ll wait for a response but one way
or another what’s on the internet is coming down. It
can come down with no financial cost to you or with
great financial cost. Let me know which route you opt
for.

(So I emailed him back to simply say- All I’m looking for is to get paid for the work that I did. I am being honest and fair, so hopefully he responds in kind!)

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Watch it!!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is hilarious. My only complaint would be that the character’s have no morals, or no moral progression, but that is sort of the whole point. It’s funny, but watching three whole seasons in a row (within a few day period), it was a little excessive.

Why am I saying that, though, when I really do think you should watch it. It’s SO good. I love the song “Day Man” which you should watch:


Tribute to their “Day Man”

Then if you like crappy techno remixes you can watch this!

The 4th season is starting this Fall so catch up while you can!

How to Write a Marriage Leave Application

I’ve gotten a lot of people searching for marriage leave applications and how to write them because I once make a joke post about a Marriage Application for potential suitors. I believe that in India they have to write marriage leave applications to get off the work, and that it is a common formality entitled such. I did some research on forums and things, and found most Americans to be somewhat confused by exactly what people from India are looking for.

I too am still confused, because I do not live there and do not know for sure, but I believe it would be the same as in America when you are asking for some time off.

A short, direct, and polite email or letter. Below is an example. I’ve given in to the subconscious desire of humanity for me to write about this now:

Template for Writing a Marriage Leave Application

Dear (Sir or whomever you are writing to),

I would like to apply for leave from 25 June through 12 July 2008
(put correct dates in here). This would be long term leave for my marriage. My wedding date is 2 July.

Thank you very much for considering my request.

(Your Name Here)

Exquisite Tour de France Photos

The old Tour de France, in its 95th year in this fine year of 2008, is as full of beautiful French glory as ever. The picturesque countrysides, the pictures.

Take a look at these 2008 Tour de France photos that will make you say “oh la la!”. Yeah.

My favorites are Didi the devil spectator, the one in the rain, and the picture from St. Malo, which is a beautiful ramparted city.

I hope that I will be in France in 5 years for the 100th Tour de France. If I’m not a spectator, mark my words, I will be a racing cyclist!

For Sale in Northeast Philadelphia

I’m starting my own webpage store and it’s going to be awesome. The excellence of my blog backs my trustworthiness, and just as I have diverse and eclectic blog posts, so are the things I am selling.

Please browse my “For Sale” page (coming soon folks) and you can either purchase through paypal, or we can arrange a meetup if you live in the area.

Sincerely yours, and trying to get an apartment,

A-doo