How to win friends with your krunk-top blog, part deux

If you so accurately remember, I made a “how-to-win-friends-with-your-krunk-top-blog post last year on this date about how to win some krunk friends with your awesome krunked-out blog. It remains questionable as to how many friends I’ve acquired solely because of the blog, but they are friends nonetheless.

Here are some more ways to win friends with your blog:

1) Come up with a mythical creature that exists in your local area that is somewhat grounded in reality. Horsebird is mine thanks. Let people know what’s up, they might be scared or lost or alone, and knowing about this creature could help knock them out of a serious depression.
2) Never blog about the same thing thrice. Twice is fine, but if you keep harping on the same old tired subject, no one will listen! Do you think people get interested in one thing and want to know more and more about it? No! They want variety. They get bored so easily this day and age with all the overstimulation! (maybe I’m just talking about me here)
3) Talk a good game.
4) If you get bored, or your life gets boring, propel it to the other extreme- go sky diving, buy a flashy car, win the lottery, or anything to distract people from the boredom. Next thing you know, you won’t be boring, and everyone will be tripping over twigs to get closer to your scent.
5) Keep it clean. Touch upon risque subjects every now and again, but be vague, ambiguous, or equivocate a bit. But go there.
6) Have more pictures.

Well, until next year, good luck with winning friends and having a krunk-top blog! Stay tuned for more of my own personal flair for krunktipop.