Nature’s Path Organic Granola Bar- p.b. flava

So I bought these Nature’s Path Organic Granola Bar, Peanut Butter Chunky flave yesterday. I went to eat one today, and didn’t look at it much. It tasted good, so I went for another bite. I happened to notice what it said on the package: “Almost too tasty to be organic” What the expletive does that mean! What are they trying to say! Organic food often tastes way better than regular ones. It’s ‘healthy’ food that sometimes people complain about the difference in taste. Organic almost always means better taste to junk food and health food eaters alike. What a dumb stupid pointless slogan.

I can’t believe how pissed it made me.

In conclusion, yes, they are tasty bars, but no, I will not ever buy them again because of that stupid misleading, dumbifying (ha) ‘slogan’. I hate them!

Maybe they should say ‘almost too tasty to be good for you’ and that would be questionable still, but not outright insulting to delicious organic food alternatives.

ARRRHRHHRHRHRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!

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2 Responses to Nature’s Path Organic Granola Bar- p.b. flava

  1. paola says:

    I’m sorry about your myth-perpetuating bars… can I have some?

    And the one organic thing that will never make it into my stomach is organic milk– I don’t care if it’s healthy because it’s disgusting. Have you ever smelled the fumes from it when you’re steaming some? DEATH.

    Soy milk?

  2. Ian says:

    I was just about to mention the same thing — it’s like a box of liquid cheese. Eww.

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