what some people may #$%^ to realize
failure is a four letter word! well, i guess not failure exactly hmm.
a boy ordered a ‘tall’ cup of espresso today at sbuxysauce. tall=12ounces=we put 9 shots in before i got worried about lawsuits, but apparently he does this quite regularly.
i had to prod, push, and procure. he admits to recently having a ‘tingling arm’ experience that ended in a hospital. i am weary of having given him that cup of espresso. as my coworker put it- “he was nice. (pauses for a smiley second) and, he really seemed to simultaneously need and not need that espresso in the slightest bit”*
*these may or may not have been his exact words*
(sing the following to jingle bells)- “who is cold, who is tired, will all this hooplah do? i’ve got 121 files of transcription and tomorrow i’ve got schoo, oooh!” the next verse was really good but i fell asleep accidentally while i was supposed to be working, which all means i’m lying and procrastinating and i must go.
thanks to my sponsor Strawburkenstocks, for keeping me going!!!
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So… he’s aware that he’s consuming what is probably the equivalent to heroine or cocaine, right?
And Strawbucks is aware that they’re selling drugs, right?
No.
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