General Warning

Please, people, if you are driving in the car and you are having a friend in your passenger seat who is U.T.I. of malchocall, do not allow them to open the door, drag their foot along the ground, and then both feet. It may result in total cell phone damage or loss.

Warning two- if you are at Wawa at 425 am, and a crazy man who strategically places his pick in his ‘do as he parks in between two spots (one for the handicap) comes in and skitters around, watch him, for he will most assuredly end up walking by the scanner with a tastycake apple pie, scan it himself, drop a dollar (for the .99 cent item)(so generous, eh?!), because you will almost get charged for it, but then later you can all have a GLORIOUS laugh.

chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, yeah.