i like rockstar juiced dot com

i like, more like love, the new juice energy drink= Rockstar Juiced.

it’s better than just an energy drink, because it’s got the caffeine, but it lacks that children’s tylenol reminiscent taste. it tastes like delicious mangos and oranges because it’s actually made with several juices. it’s scrumptious- i could probably drink five and still want more (my friend ‘paula’ let’s call her, at work, told me that one night she was bored so she went to the store and bought like six red bulls and drank them all in ten minutes. she is still living but doesn’t wish to recall much of that night/morning).

something about this drink is pure genius. i can smell the money rockstar will be making, and it smells like a tropical island.

so go buy it, or if you ask me, i might buy you one, if you promise to sing with me.

-your friend, caffeinated on things other than the free caffeine i could be consuming all day and night at work, amandoo