Horsebird!!!

Horsebird is a crazy crazy animal that lives. It lives. And it shops at Whole Foods with its little hoovies pushing the cart along its merrily way. It makes a shrill whining noise that gets louder as it preys on your unsuspecting psyche in the night. I could go on and on but you really kind of have to hear horsebird to understand. Marky Mark made a crazy shake with aloe vera and I’m scared of it still even after drinking it. I have been going to work half asleep and even the coffee doesn’t wake me up anymore. That’s okay because we’re going to the Roots Friday…oh yeah and row 5 seats oh yeah…walk time now hoping to meet our beloved horsebird.

This is a picture of horsebird’s first born